A desperate email from an airline to travelagents?

Just received this today.
Throught it was too good not to share.

I have taken out the critical info because my colleagues thinks I should I be a bit more serious in my blogg posts.
Anyway. They clearly want to tel us that we will get commission. 9.01%.

Thanks I appreciate that. Especially the .01% part

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Dear Travel Manager ,

XXX airline offers the Travel Agent 9.01 % commission.

XXX is an airline based in XXX


XXX offers the Travel Agent 9.01 % commission.
The result of a 1994 merger between XXX is the largest air carrier in XXX. XXX has one of the largest commercial fleets in XXX , offering services to Paris and Brussels as well as many major cities.

XXX, International associations and companies are flying with XXX

XXX offers the Travel Agent 9.01 % commission.

To and from Johannesburg are convenient, regular schedules to XXX.

Catering - recently upgraded to the highest standards.

XXX offers the Travel Agent 9.01 % commission.